It Be Speak Like a Scurvy Pirate Day

Ahoy mateys! This day be speak Like a scurvy pirate Day. Every year I take th’ girls to Krispy Kreme to celebrate. They really heartly enjoy their free donuts. Sail ho! They didn’t wear enough items to git a free dozen, but they did each git a free donut. Blimey! This year’s Talk Like a Pirate Day was a success.